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PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO
THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW
CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

Oh my god!!

superlockedphan:

heckacentipede:

zombiesandporn:

cathilia-crimson:

checkzeattic:

menthol-drops-and-angel-wings:

levi4thans:

PEOPLE DIED 

102 YEARS AGO

THEY’RE ALL SKELETONS FIGHTING IN THE UNDERWATER SKELETON WAR NOW

CHILL

I’m sure they are very chill right now.

You might even say they’re…

ICE COLD.

ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ALRIGHT 

This post is a train wreck

are you sure its not a
ship wreck

Oh my god!!

(Source: blazepress)

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I can not believe I’m watching Fox news blame other networks for over exaggerating the news…

Pot calls the kettle black comes to mind

Filed under fox news

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You can have some good conversations on 4chan

We were talking about Credit Scores and how fucking idiotic they are.

A credit score basically, is how a buissnes decides whether to loan you money.

But guess the fuck what, you only get a credit score by being in debt, and paying it off (or failing to)

So in the future, when I ask for a mortgage the bank will say no, not because I have bad credit history, but because I have ZERO history, because I’m not stupid enough to buy shit I don’t need with money I don’t have.

I’m going to be penalised for being responsible, while the banks, who by the way caused the biggest fucking market crash in human history and will continue to do so again I suspect sometime in the near future, are still allowed to continue to act recklessly.

Only broken capitalism could create a system where to be able to get into debt, you must first get into debt.

Filed under capatalism credit score banks

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Sex tip: when your fella has ejaculated hold the condom then pull it away and say,
“Hey that’s not a ghost, it was old Mr. Johnson all along”

We call this the Scooby doo ending.

Filed under sex tip joke lol

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Not happy, I didn’t know my 30 pound winnings had been added to my playbook so I gambled away 18 quids worth of my winnings.